The tranquil, peaceful countryside of Hampshire |
I am lucky enough to live up a single track lane in a
relatively remote (for Hampshire!) location, my nearest neighbour being some three
quarters of a mile away. In stark contrast to this, I have great friends who
live three stories up in a flat within spitting distance of the Houses of Parliament,
indeed Big Ben is a constant reminder during the night of your whereabouts!
My friends really enjoy exiting the city to go on long
walks, pick fruit from the hedgerows and “re-connect” with the countryside –
their words not mine! In fact, as they have both recently retired, they are now
thinking of leaving the smoke and settling down to enjoy their new found
freedom in a village somewhere in the sticks.
Last weekend, they came to stay, arriving late-morning. The
weather had improved greatly and so we sat out on our little terrace with a beer
and started to catch up on our news.
Unfortunately, the air was heavy with the smell of I think,
chicken shit (I’m quite good at identifying these rural smells!) which had
recently been spread on a stubble field a short distance away. The gentle
breeze brought great wafts of the pungent smell, which even for me, was not
enhancing our chat.
Then the combine arrived. The field immediately adjacent to
the house has spring barley in it, which has been ready to harvest for a few
days now, so it certainly did not surprise me that today was the day! After
the header was put onto the front of the combine, which involves lots of beeping
(warning sound when reversing) and two or three tractors and trailers had clattered
their way into the field ready to receive the grain, the big green beast started to
harvest.
Within a couple of minutes, a fine mist of thinly shredded
straw started to descend from the heavens onto the plates of cold meats,
olives, salad and fresh bread we had prepared. We placed coasters on top of our
drinks to stop the straw from floating on the surface of our beers. But we still persevered.
Then 3B arrived! This is the name we have given this year’s newly
fledged Buzzard chick – “Bloody Baby Buzzard”!
If you have never heard the call
of a young buzzard that is hungry and wants feeding, then you are an extremely
lucky person. It is one of the most persistent, monotonous, maddening calls,
pitched at just the perfect level to cause maximum annoyance. 3B has recently taken
to sitting on a dead branch in the big oak tree that towers over our little
cottage and the arrival of the combine was obviously something to be shouted
about!
The amalgamation of so much noise from the machinery, a
truly disgusting stench, descending straw fragments and then the arrival of 3B,
finally proved too much and we retreated back into the kitchen.
By the evening, all was quiet, save the pitter-patter of
gentle rain on the patio – which continued for the rest of the weekend!
Following
their weekend stay with the Thompsons, it will be interesting to see just how
far out of London my friends do in fact move.
I can picture this all so perfectly. Thanks for the early morning chuckle!
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